Scheduled maintenance completed on the local network for

Our upstream provider replaced a network switch to give 40G networking. It went OK - service was paused for 8 mins which is pretty fast for this changeover but ruins our 100% uptime record for over a year.

One of the issues with running a monitoring site is that uptime is critical. So I use a managed VPS for the main server as they have someone looking after it 24/7...

...but getting them to do anything complicated is difficult. They were meant to pause crons while the network was down but somehow managed to f*** this up and therefore some false positive downtime alerts were sent out to customers.

Not ideal but these things happen and no complaints from customers yet.